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dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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I dyed my hair purple recently, and someone looked at me and said it fit really well with the Halloween season. 

Which is good because everyday is Halloween for me. 

I’ve been trying to keep up with my illustrating/digital painting. I’m getting to a place where I feel I am hitting my stride stylistically but I still have a way to go. 

j6:

this is true friendship my friends

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d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

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I got really screwed over at my current job, so now I am applying pretty hardcore to other jobs.

I guess it’s a good thing, a wake up call. 

Also I’m worried I have mono or something. Maybe I should stop being such a slut and kissing or having relations with so many people.

methhomework:

white girl: wheres my inhaler

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leowithani:

Shut you up real fast.

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