My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

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She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.


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monalisasvagina: in proper beach attire

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I don’t need gay porn Barney Rubble on my dash

@gardenslumberparty talking about Colby Keller (via wienersushi)

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I’m baaack I guess

Hey there Tumblr. 

I’ve been on a hiatus from tumblring for a while but I got bored and now I am back. Other than watching a lot of Miss Swan videos on youtube, I’ve gotten really into Dexter. Here are some other things that have happened:

I been living in the city for three months, and recently visited the west coast for a few weeks. Now I am worldly and shit. Also I am a lot more popular out there with the gentlemens. 

I’ve lost 40 lbs, which is nice but now all my pants are too big.

I’ve been having a lot of sexy times but not been dating. Tho I have HUGE crush on someone but I don’t think it will lead anywhere.

My roommate is woofing. So I am alone right now for the next few weeks.

My dad built a kitchen island. 

I went to a naked gay pool party, and also crashed a Bougie pool party. Hehehe

I started liking pistachio pudding.

And baked tofu.

And I am resolving to move to a cool city with hot guys a year from now. 

Oh and my hair does this cool coif thing now.

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